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Contained within these panels is a selection of some of our best placed applicants who are looking for their next move.

 

If you are considering putting your property on the market and you see an applicant whose needs seems to match the property you have, then why not give us a no-obligation call mentioning the Ref: number and together we may be able to help you tie up a quick sale.

 

 



NOTHING TO SELL

£200,000

DRIVING HERSELF MAD!!!
 

This professional Chauffeur is looking for a 2 Bedroom property

Thought she should start looking instead of waiting to win the lottery.

Garden is needed for her to relax in the summer,

Away from any neighbours that could be a drummer.

Off Road Parking is essential to keep his saloon,

Easy access from the A21 for her to return in the afternoon.

If your property suits her needs then be a good friend,

 Help stop our applicant driving herself round the bend!!!

Ref: 2360

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NOTHING TO SELL

£230,000

JUST A SIMPLE SOLUTION

 

Looking to relocate to a quiet location:
2 Bedrooms
Manageable Garden
Easy Commute!

Now.....surely someone can help????

Ref: 2131

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UNDER OFFER

£235,000

ANTIQUE FURNISHINGS LOOKING FOR AN ANTIQUE HOME

 

Desperately searching for somewhere to store the most amazing pieces of furniture, it is very important to source the perfect Cottage to complement these prized pieces. Period features must be found with high ceilings and spacious rooms. Needing One Bedroom for themselves and another for a substantial Victorian Bed, Two Double Bedrooms are a must. Flexible on area, the man of the house does need to commute, whilst his wife would like to be near a Village. If your home is a little out of the ordinary, please let us know.

Ref: 2134

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UNDER OFFER

£240,000

BOUNCE YOUR WAY TO A NEW HOME!

 

This lovely new family need to find a Garden big enough to home a trampoline aunder_offernd  nurture some veg and flowers! But they also need  a House  to come  bouncing along with that, which has  a minimum of  Two Bedrooms and a Sitting Room, from Rye up to Cripps Corner! If you think you have that magical ingredient for them please call us!

Ref: 2312

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CASH BUYER

£250,000

READY TO FLY THE NEST... AGAIN

 

Having sold his property, this gentleman has moved back in with his mother andcash_buyer is keen to buy his next property as soon as possible. Working at Gatwick, he would like to be within easy access of the A21 and 50 minutes of work. The ideal property would be a minimum of Two Bedrooms, large entertaining space and have plenty of period features. A small Garden would seal the deal. With a budget of £250,000 could your property be his escape to freedom?

Ref: 2286

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SOLD

£250,000

COTTAGES R US

 

A couple with a rural dream,

A popular request it would seem.

Often sought, but seldom found,

Even with a healthy pound.

A quiet spot with Cottage they do seek,

But searching every single week.

Period features must adorn,

Modern, then I will forewarn.

Two Bedrooms is plenty for just these two,

And happy to work if they must do.

A wide area they will not mind,

If their perfect home we can find.

Ref: 2403

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UNDER OFFER

 

£250,000

 

HOME SWEET HOME

 

With much sadness, she has to accept that she is now too old

She is exhausted, so her large house and garden had to be sold

It was all too much for her to cope with the daily grind

Then suddenly the solution of down trading came into her mind

Her brief is simple: easy maintenance is required

2 Bedrooms and a small garden is desired

Ideally a village location with a shop or two

Does this sound like your cottage, that we could sell for you?

Ref: 2351

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CASH BUYER
£250,000

GRANDMOTHER'S FOOTSTEPS

cash_buyer

Grandmother is searching for a lovely Cottage perfect for herself in a quiet location to greet her on her return to the UK from Cyprus. She would like Two Bedrooms as her son has just become a father. Cosy is her description for her Cottage to be!

She is looking around Paddock Wood and Matfield and the surrounding Villages.

Ref: 2217

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UNDER OFFER

£250,000

ADVERT: WESTIES NEED THEIR RESTIES

 

A Lawyer and her Westies

Who are her very besties

Need a place with a bit of space

Where they can take their resties.

Two Bedrooms and a Garden

All the rest she'll pardon

Near West Malling?? You should be calling!

And your house we'll find them!

Ref: 2259

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CRAZY FOR A COTTAGE

£260,000

IN RENTED

 

After living for 5 years in a busy Town,
in_rented_musicTheir current location makes  them frown.
With a new baby to think of they want a new place,
Somewhere quiet with a bit more space.

Three Bedrooms they need and somewhere for the car,
They have friends in Tunbridge Wells, so not too far.
A Village location would be ideal for all,
If you have the Cottage, give us a call.

Ref: 2340

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UNDER OFFER

£260,000

POSH & BECKS WITH A BUDGET OF £260,000

 

Dance first, think later, but not in Royal Tunbridge Wells where they currently live. A young dance teacher and her footballer partner are keen to move out of their Apartment to the Villages of Matfield, Horsmonden, Brenchley and the surrounds. They would like a Two Bedroom, pretty Cottage.

We know there are many so please call us.

Ref: 2046

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UNDER OFFER

£270,000

THE QUIET LIFE

 

Reaching her golden years, its time this singleton moved to a close knit village, rather than being out in the sticks. After being fiercely independant, this elderly lady wants to find her final home while she is still able to get out and about. Willing to consider a Cottage or a Bungalow, two Villages have been selected as her first choices, either Hunton or Wateringbury. She will contemplate other areas nearby, but they must be on a good bus route. Two bedrooms are needed for when the grandchildren come to stay and a Garden for her to enjoy her quiet retirement is of utmost importance.

Ref: 2305

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UNDER OFFER

£275,000

OUTBUILDINGS

 

This couple have their move focussed on their Garden Maintenance business. They need a Garage and Outbuildings where they can store their machinery and be within easy reach of Royal Tunbridge Wells where the majority of their clients are based.

With 3 dogs, 2 cats and a baby to consider, a large Garden and a rural position is important. When it comes to the house, they are open on style but need a minimum of 2 Bedrooms and 2 Reception Rooms. With a budget of £275,000 is your property the one they are desperately looking for?

Ref: 2142

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UNDER OFFER

£280,000

I'LL ONLY ENTERTAIN COMMUTING ROUTES!

 

A young couple are desperately searching for a new place to call home outside under_offerof city life. After moving into Central London, the draw of a quaint Cottage is just too much to ignore. Big fans of family gatherings and cooking for friends, entertaining space is top on the agenda. Moving outside of the M25, friends will need a place to stay over, so 3 Bedrooms are very important. Happy to put the finishing touches to any potential purchase, any Village or rural location would be considered as long as getting into London doesn't mean too much of an early morning after a late night.

Ref: 2196

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CASH BUYER

£280,000

ITS PARTY TIME

 

This couple just love to entertain and they are looking for their next party house! As we all know, everybody ends up in the Kitchen, so this new Cottage must offer a large, open plan Kitchen and Dining Room. 2 Bedrooms leave one for guests and an easy commute to London makes travelling so much easier!

A Garden is a necessity for Alfresco Dining, BBQs and the odd glass of wine on a summer's evening.

Ref: 2030

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CASH BUYER

£295,000

THE HORTICULTURIST

 

This lady is still holding out hope for a property in the Villages of Frant, Wadhurst or Bells Yew Green. However, for the perfect property she might just consider other surrounding Villages. 2 Bedrooms is all she needs but, as a keen horticulturalist, a nice Garden is a must. A house needing work wouldn't scare her off, nothing drastic mind. Last but not least, there must be room for the Piano.

Ref: 2126

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IN RENTED
£300,000

LITTLE BIG

 

There is a man with a large dresser,
in_rented_musicHe is anything but a messer.
He has been looking high and low,
For a Cottage where he can go.
A little Cottage with lots of space,

His dresser in which he will place.
2 Bedrooms fulfil his need,
Practical, not full of greed.
Every day to Pembury he does go,
If your Cottage is close by, let us know.

Ref: 2335

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UNDER OFFER

£300,000

UNDER OFFER

 

Under offer, but with nowhere to go,
Her sausage dogs come first, some of which she does show.
Breeding and grooming, the dogs are priority,

Litters of puppies need space to run free.

A large, south facing Garden with no neighbours near,
Complaints of barking is what she does fear.
Two Bedrooms is enough for her and her boy,
Along a quiet country lane would fill her with joy.

Ref: 2411

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£300,000


TENTERDEN

 

Stylish Gentleman keen to stay within his home town of Tenterden, now downsizingunder_offer, is seeking a 3 Bedroom property of character. Victorian or Georgian preferred but any period property considered. Large Kitchen and living space essential with a good size Garden within walking distance of Tenterden. Must be away from main roads and  good views would be an advantage.

Ref: 2251

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IN RENTED

£300,000

HOME NEEDED FOR LARGE FURNITURE

 

Antique Dresser needs a Reception Room to occupy along with a large Dining Tain_rentedble and Leather Chairs. Two Sofas are looking for a spot where they can put their feet up in front of a 42" TV and a Wood Burning Stove or Open Fireplace. Two Double Beds need somewhere to sleep, along with grand Antique Wardrobes and a Dressing Table. Only Cottages within a commutable route of Pembury need apply.

Ref: 2227

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UNDER OFFER

£300,000

A TASTE OF VILLAGE LIFE

 

This young family are moving out of London and looking for a period property in Keunder_offernt/East Sussex. Their dream home would be in a Village with a reasonable sized Garden, Off Road Parking and at least Three Bedrooms. They would be happy to renovate or extend if necessary. Close proximity to a Mainline Station would benefit dad, who will need to commute to London during the week. They have a budget of £300,000. Do you know of a property that might suit them?

Ref: 2204

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UNDER OFFER

£300,000

CURTAIN CALL ....

 

This opera singer and theatre director have decided it is time to Act. They want to under_offerstep out of the London Lights and find a pretty Country Cottage. A good size Garden, Village location and 3 Bedrooms would set the stage, but a Mainline Station nearby is a must as they still have a daily commute for Curtain Up!

Ref: 2184

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IN RENTED

£300,000

OH FOR A VIEW....

 

How hard can it be to find this lady's perfect Cottage? Surrounded by farmland in in_renteda rural position seems hard to come by. A minimum of Two Bedrooms are needed, with Off Road Parking and a Kitchen big enough to house her large table is all she is searching for. She has a budget of £300,000 to spend so, if you have that elusive view from your window, call us today.

Ref: 2180

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IN RENTED

£300,000

A WATCHFUL EYE

 

This lady is looking for a Bungalow or Ground Floor Apartment where her father cin_rentedan live with his carer. There must be good wheelchair access, something open-planned would be ideal. A minimum of Two Bedrooms are required, preferably with an En-Suite or a large Family Bathroom. Location is important and it must be within a Village or Town so that he can take himself off to the Post Office or even to the Pub for a sneaky pint or two. With £300,000 to spend, call us today if you can provide a home that will allow her father the freedom he needs.

Ref: 2179

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IN RENTED

£300,000

BABY BLUES

 

After a long, fruitless search this couple and their new baby are starting to show signs of tears and tantrums! Up to their eyes in nappies and enjoying many sleepless nights, it's time for a super nanny to step in.

Our task seems simple at first, but this discerning couple have been looking for years and the harsh reality is that baby number two could be upon them before they find their dream family home. 3 Bedrooms are a necessity, but 2 with the potential to add a third is not a stumbling block. Fresh air is important and nobody enjoys the ear-piercing scream of a toddler having a paddy, so a quiet location with plenty of space to play is a huge draw.

Dad has to get to London, by car and by train, so links to the City need to be considered. Hunton, Marden and the villages surrounding are preferred, but others are not to be ruled out.

So, from crawling to walking, walking to running, let's get this search moving!

Ref: 2028

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CASH BUYER

£300,000

THE GREEN, GREEN GRASS

 

This couple aren't looking for the usual kind of home,

They just need some Land so their horses can roam.

Ten to Twenty Acres is just what they need,

Bedgebury Road in Goudhurst would be perfect, indeed!

Ref: 2057

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UNDER OFFER

£300,000

DIAMOND HUNTING

 

This couple are looking for their perfect 3 Bedroom home

The main priority is a good size Garden where they can roam

Quite open with the rest of their criteria

They would even do work on the interior and exterior

Off Road Parking would be ideal for them

Can your property be this hidden Gem?

Ref: 2122

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IN CHURCH HOUSE

£325,000

ALTER-ING LIFESTYLES

 

After serving her Parish for quite a while, this lady Priest is hanging up her Cascash_buyersock for the last time. She has fallen in love with Goudhurst and the surrounding areas so something in a Village location with character, 2 Bedrooms and a large Country Kitchen for long, lazy, Sunday family lunches would really ring her bell. Something with charm that needs some restoration would also be a consideration.

Can you answer her prayers?

Ref: 2183

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ON THE MARKET WITH INTEREST

£325,000

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION

 

Take 1:  The hectic schedule of a movie maker is taking its toll on family life so, this family of four are seeking the peace and quiet of a country location.

Take 2:  A Three Bedroom, character Cottage with a large Garden close to a Mainline Station in the Kent or East Sussex area.

Take 3:  Fresh air and fields to make this their "Forever Home"

Now that's a Wrap!

Ref: 2193

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NOTHING TO SELL

£325,000

A TALL ORDER

 

We have previously searched for Period Homes with High Ceilings for those who knothing_to_sellept growing tall and proud, but this search is one above all others. A young couple are having a big problem finding a new home that will accommodate the 6’8 husband. Any commutable Village will be considered, along with any Village or Rural location. They have a new Puppy and Three Cats, so a quiet road is essential. Expecting a Baby soon, they need to move quickly into a Three Bedroom home that preferably needs no work.

If you have something to meet their high expectations, please give as a call!

Ref: 2249

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CASH BUYER

£350,000

COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG
 

Me old China, I went to av a butchers hook at a rat & mouse today, it did nuffink for me.

I need a rat & mouse with at least three uncle teds, trouble & strife wants a cream rice open Jeremiah. The gates of Rome that would Captain Kirk for us needs to be av a big cough & pardon so the tin lids av got somewhere to grass and hay.

All this rat & mouse hunting has got me radio rental, I am cream crackered, and it could turn me onto mothers ruin.

If only someone would put a rat & mouse like this on the market in the Kent area, cos would you Adam & Eve it I have got the pie & mash to buy.

So do me a cheesy quaver get on the dog & bone and be a diamond geezer.


POSH TRANSLATION

Good afternoon old chap, I went to view a house this afternoon, It did not quite meet my expectations unfortunately.

I am looking for a house with Three Bedrooms, and my darling wife would love a nice open fire. The home that would work for us will have a large Garden so our children have got somewhere to play. All this house hunting has got me feeling rather mad, I am quite tired of it, it could be enough to turn a man to drink.

If only someone would decide to sell in the Kent area, because contrary to popular belief I have got the funds in place to buy.

So please do me a favour, telephone The Country Property Group and be a real gent.

Ref: 2313

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